Santa Claus Drunk

Santa Claus Chillin' with da Girls

When you are out, Santa Claus will come to your place and have a sexy time with your pretty wife. Horny Santa is lives in Santa Claus all the year long. He goes out only at Christmas time! Santa drinks, smokes and hangs out with bitches! It's PARTY TIME! Only 1 day a year Santa Claus goes out of control. He doesn't care about children and presents! It doesn't matter wheather you are a good or bad boy or girl. He will take shit inside your christmas socks and paint some christmas images on your house walls with it! Cheep girls and low rated bars - that's what he needs at this special day - Christmas!

Santa Claus is not that funny :)

Santa Claus, more famous as Santa is not a kind fat grandpa, everybody got used to know as a matter of fact! He's the most spoiled character ever seen in nature. He breaks into your house when you are out. He smokes tones of ganje, thus he's always got munches and eats your cookies! He drinks too much, that's why he falls down to your living room from the roof! When he's inside he uses all the conviniences. Sometimes people find Santa Claus sleeping on their sofas with a bottle of whiskey in his hand.

Santa's suit is a special thief uniform with lots of big pockets where he pust different useful valuable stuff he can find at your place. Some people find him a funny christmas Carlos, heh, he's just high all the time. All of them are funny after a couple of thick joints. Would a normal man ride a deer? Santa Claus does! There are stories that he was seen flying in the sky with his friend drunken deer with a red nose. Beware of Santa and remember the first rule - Claus is always behind you and his dope is always hot...