Santa Claus, more famous as Santa is not a kind fat grandpa, everybody got used to know as a matter of fact! He's the most spoiled character ever seen in nature. He breaks into your house when you are out. He smokes tones of ganje, thus he's always got munches and eats your cookies! He drinks too much, that's why he falls down to your living room from the roof! When he's inside he uses all the conviniences. Sometimes people find Santa Claus sleeping on their sofas with a bottle of whiskey in his hand.
Santa's suit is a special thief uniform with lots of big pockets where he pust different useful valuable stuff he can find at your place. Some people find him a funny christmas Carlos, heh, he's just high all the time. All of them are funny after a couple of thick joints. Would a normal man ride a deer? Santa Claus does! There are stories that he was seen flying in the sky with his friend drunken deer with a red nose. Beware of Santa and remember the first rule - Claus is always behind you and his dope is always hot...
